We are the chosen ones, the select few who know the future. Sort of. Mostly. Okay, we're just making it up, but it's all good! Our prophets are trained in the art of divination, mostly by reading the latest memes and trends.
Check out our Tarot card readings, where we'll tell you what you're going to wear on your birthday next year.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Futurama readings, where we'll tell you what your cat is thinking about you.
Or, just take a chance on our Random Guesses, where we'll tell you something completely untrue and totally not based on any actual knowledge.
Remember, it's all in good fun! (But seriously, don't take our advice, it's probably wrong.)
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